So… I went and did another thing. I turned years of random stories — the kind I usually tell after two mojitos at a dinner party — into a book. And today, it’s officially out in the world.
Things I Probably Shouldn’t Share is a collection of fifty-three true stories about childhood meltdowns, workplace mishaps, questionable vacations, awkward family moments, and the absurdities that somehow stick with us. It’s not wisdom. It’s not self-help. It’s just the kind of oversharing that proves the weirdest, most embarrassing stories are often the ones that connect us.
Where to Get It:
- Kindle ($3.99)
- Paperback ($9.99)
- Hardcover ($17.99)
Want a Preview?
If you’d like to test-drive before buying, I’ve posted a couple of excerpts on my site:
- “Saved by the Brushed Nickel Faucet” — the story of how my mom literally dunked me under the kitchen faucet to keep me alive (yes, really).
- “Least Likely to Get Laid” — my high school yearbook superlative and why it wasn’t the compliment it sounded like.
Both will give you a feel for the book’s rhythm: short, funny, sometimes bittersweet, always human.
A Small Ask
If you’ve laughed at my oversharing over the years, in person, on this blog, or here for the first time, I’d love your support. Pick up a copy, share the link with a friend, or just promise me you’ll never pour orange juice over your cereal. Or even write me a write on Amazon.
Because at the end of the day, that’s what this book is: proof that the strangest stories really are the ones that stick.
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