Posts from

Tom Gloude Whittaker

Tag: things-i-probably-shouldn’t-share

  • Least Likely to Get Laid

    In high school, yearbook superlatives were basically our Hunger Games. Most Attractive.Class Jock.Best Dressed.Funniest. Basically: the popular and pretty kids. And then there was me—Most Likely to Succeed. Which, in… more ›

  • Saved by the Brushed Nickel Faucet

    From the moment I was born, I was already a problem. Not the quiet, colicky kind. No—I went full drama: blue lips, ICU alarms, and a father who couldn’t even… more ›